February 1, 2012

What is Love??? (Answered by kids between 5 and 10 years of age)

What is the proper age to get married?
Once I am done with Kindergarten, I am going to find a wife.

What do most people do on a date?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go on a second date.

When is it okay to kiss someone?
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, because she will want to have videos of the wedding.

On what falling in love is like:
Like an avalanche, where you have to run for your life.

On the roles of good looks in love:
If you want to be loved by someone who is not already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.

How to make love endure:
Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.