Archive for Humor
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Tales by Triplett – It’s never too late to learn
By Patrick Triplett God love my mom. She means well. But try as she may, she just doesn't quite get it when it comes to sports. Granted, she didn't start getting involved until her grandson, Mike, became a sportswriter a few years ago. She began reading his articles and watching his interviews on...
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Tales by Triplett – Who Let the Dogs Out?
By Patrick Triplett The story of the postman being bitten by a dog recently in Davenport brought to mind a similar experience I had not too long ago. I was going for my usual walk one evening when out of nowhere a fairly large sized dog came sprinting at me from across the street. My fir...
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Max’s Musings
By Max Molleston Valentine’s Day is big business in the greeting card kingdom, and it should be. Lots of us get to journey to our closest or favorite place to select a card that is just right for looks and sentiment level. What a winter season, so far, for those if ...
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Tales by Triplett – Getting Bowled Over
By Patrick Triplett I enjoy the Holiday season as much as anyone. Thanksgiving and Christmas are two of my favorite days of the year. However, there is one holiday I used to look forward to which has been ruined forever - New Year's Day. And you know who is to blame? The BCS is. You may be ...
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Brain Teasers / Baby Boomer Quiz
Have Some fun with these Brain Teasers / Baby Boomer Quiz Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? ......GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Second Question: If you overtake the last...
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Brain Teasers/Baby Boomer Quiz answers:
Below are the answers to the brain teaser quiz on page 14. First Question Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Second Question Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, t...
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Confucius Says:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man w...
